Sunday, August 21, 2011

Anna , Media and Government

Like a true supporter of Janlokpal bill, I participated in rallies organized in my city to support the bill & I heard really amusing slogans.


Let me share some of those with you- :

1. Me Bhi Anna , Tu Bhi Anna - Ab to Sara Desh He Anna         ( Liked this the most)

2. Paisa paisa karati he par lokpal se kyu darati he  :D

3. Manish Tiwari .............Desh Ki Bimari     :)

4. Dhinkachika Dhinkachika....Anna Anna.

5. and when police is near , you just can't resist to say- 'Ye Andar Ki Bat He, Police Hamare Sath He' :))


I noticed, we start rally with around 100 people and by the time we reach to end point, there will be around 2000-2500 people supporting for the cause..Nice to see the support of youth from each class - be it middle class, lower class or affluent class... I don't understand why some people are labeling it as the movement by middle class of this country when the reality I see is completely different.

FUNNY NEWS CHANNELS OF INDIA:
I am sure, even politicians must be laughing after seeing idiocy of news anchors interviewing Mr. Kejariwal. These are the typical questions they ask-

1. You are acting against parliament, which is totally wrong. How can you do so ?

Now, what does that mean ??????? MPs are just our representatives.. wake up guys.. We are not outsiders... when lakhs of people in the country are shouting for some bill, parliament SHOULD bring the bill to discuss in the house. Are these news anchors are deaf or blind that they don't understand that government is reluctant to bring this bill for disucssion as it's scared.......... So, what option is left to ordinary people like you and me ??   
If I would have been in Mr.Kejariwal's place I would have said-
You should ask government that why people in India are forced to use ways like fasting ?.. Why are we forced to go through such a pathetic condition ?????


2. When government is giving you option, why are you not going to standing committee?

- I thanks to government for doing so much favor but before that Mr.Anchor please tell me how much bribe you received? :D     If you have not bribed then please do your homework before asking childish questions.
Are you kidding ???  are you aware who are involved in standing committee ? MR.Padmashree Lalu Yadav and Amar Singh. Do I have to say anything more???
Standing committee comprises of most of the member of congress...now...........leave it..

And why there is a need to send only this bill to standing committee ?? Why most of the others bills which have been passed before never gone under any standing committee fommittee ?...Isn't it timepass tactic??...Mr.Anchor If you think our politicians are soo pure of thoughts, intentions, then I must say you have wasted precious time of your life learning nothing.

3. Why did Kiran bedi said , India is Anna , Anna is India ?
- Mr. Anchor, please ask Kiran Bedi ....Mr.Kejariwal and Mrs.Kiran Bedi are two different individuals or have you lost all your senses ?

4. What if everyone starts following this method (of fasting)?
- Do you think government is afraid of Anna ?  NOOO-- It's afraid of number of people behind the movement, which is increasing day by day. Already, so many people adopted this method- Did government listen to them?? - NO. So, don't worry too much "Mr.over intellectual anchor."

And with special mention to Mr. Karan Thapar, anchor on CNN-IBN. He will call you for the interview, would not listen to your viewpoints , if you are saying something, he will make sure you won't complete the sentence , for half an hour he will make sure you listen to him...he will make 1000 facial expressions to confuse you even more...in the end living you with a thought- Why did he call me at first place ? He is been ridiculed by people.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZussEu1OrKU

And those over intellectual extra smarts who keep on arguing on news channels about how Janlokpal cannot prevent corruption and how they have superb, amazing, excellent, fantastic ideas to prevent corruption than janlokpal- PLEASE ! We don't want your advise. If you really want to change the system and if you really CARE about the country, show some action... Coming on debate shows and then attending fashion shows won't help .. I am glad that youth has simply ignored these people and supported the movement.

And lastly, where is our Rajkumar- Mr. Rahul Gandhi ? Has anyone seen him or he ran away??  Hypocrites .


Sunday, July 31, 2011

SEX & GAJPAL JI - II

To everyone who showed interest in Gajpal Ji :)) ,


I created another blog for this post but then I felt why to create separate blog for just one post , so I deleted it . Again, Gajpal ji's adventures would be too explicit for the readers of this blog ..so, let's forget him.. 
Bye bye Gajpal ji :))  ...


sorry guys for stretching the curiosity for so long & disappointing :((


But heyy!.. Coming with a new post on Facebook & LinkedIn :) ..Soon:D

Thursday, June 30, 2011

SEX & GAJPAL JI


I can understand your curiosity to read this post :D ..but this post can be little disturbing to your sensitive minds as it's not a fiction :)

If you really want to read it, please post comment as : +1 ...

By the way, you are curious for Gajpal ji or ..... ? :D

Saturday, May 28, 2011

ENOUGH OF OFFICE OFFICE



I feel , we office goers, live just for WORK ...WORK WORK and paycheck...that's our life...especially we Indians...

I wonder, has anyone of you ever thought the same?

There is a restriction on when to go to bed ...Remember? you have to go to office again next day...Is it just about going to bed ? No...get up early otherwise be prepared to slog through traffic...Life has become mechanical... and it's not like you have an option..

Almost entire day goes in office and in travelling to office ...... And if your boss sucks, only god can save you.. You will "have-to" complete duty hours even if you have absolutely no work in hand..

After coming back from the office you are tired and suddenly realize -' WOW..I have wasted one more day ..'

But there is something that willingly pull you back to the office......guess what?? ..Salary ? Noo.. please note the word "willingly :) ..It's a pretty girl in your office......



The same girl you hope to see in canteen during breakfast , lunch and even in afternoon tea..and hope to see her sitting next to your chair....

But not everyone is so lucky and instead what they get is a damn serious boring girl with absolutely no dressing sense..But as I said - it's not like you have an option....:)

A bit diversion from the main topic, but what I want to say is, I hate to live as if we are born to just work and earn . Even in weekdays we should get enough time to spend with our family without getting exhausted...Why the compulsion of duty hours? If your work is over, you can live..

While living our super mechanical life, we often forget there is something called "SOCIAL WORK" or "CHARITY" .. when will we do that???.."tomorrow" will never come..and one day we will die..

So what we did ????????

Worked our ass off to get good numbers in school and college......then once we got a job, we ran behind money and paycheck to pay our bills ......doing nothing else..... and finally we die.


I wonder, if given an option, this is the life anyone of us would like to live??.........


Thursday, April 14, 2011

Love Story???-Part 10


Indeed true love asks for nothing....but.. "T I M E"...................
Though Vishal was little immature to realize this, Vini had never shown hasty impulsiveness. But the time had come when Vini had actually started thinking to meet Vishal...Her belief in Vishal had only grown stonger with time.

Soon she realizes, Vishal is the only person she could talk about "everything"..for hours..

What she used to like most about Vishal??

'He can make me laugh like no-one else..He's just like a big kid really.....How everytime I think about him a million butterfiles flood into my stomach.. I love how he somehow manages to see past all my flaws, how he alwasys listens to me...how he loves children more than anything in the world' ..Vini used to tell her friends..


Finally the D day comes.... the place and time gets decided.. Vishal wisely selects one of the most beautiful hotel for their first meeting as it has got superb romantic place outside with glowing lights alongside greenery which surrounds the pond.. A place like heaven ...

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Life of a software engineer - Aka Me (3) :)

After huggeeeee gap of 3 months I am back..... Finallllllllllllyyyyyyyyy :) :) :)...............missed reading posts of all lovely supercool bloggers of blogspot :).......and I mean I really really M I S S E D..... All the resignation drama and search of new job left me in no mood to turn to blogspot.... Yeahhhh..I resigned and much happy now..:) got much wanted relief from horribllllly oily food and accommodation troubles ...


Eeach day was like fighting a war against invisible enemy :)
...Also, if you have read my previous posts, you must be knowing what I was doing in the company apart from gaining weight by sitting idle in front of computer and yawning in stupid trainings..

Got another job in Mumbai.. Hope, everything works out well here.. To be honest, I don't want to continue doing job for long .. Probably, next 1-2 years.. entrepreneurship is long cherished dream :)..let's see..
will soon come up with new post Chennai Express :) For now...Bye bye Chennai :)