Anna , Media and Government

Like a true supporter of Janlokpal bill, I participated in rallies organized in my city to support the bill & I heard really amusing slogans.

Let me share some of those with you- :

1. Me Bhi Anna , Tu Bhi Anna - Ab to Sara Desh He Anna         ( Liked this the most)

2. Paisa paisa karati he par lokpal se kyu darati he  :D

3. Manish Tiwari .............Desh Ki Bimari     :)

4. Dhinkachika Dhinkachika....Anna Anna.

5. and when police is near , you just can't resist to say- 'Ye Andar Ki Bat He, Police Hamare Sath He' :))


I noticed, we start rally with around 100 people and by the time we reach to end point, there will be around 2000-2500 people supporting for the cause..Nice to see the support of youth from each class - be it middle class, lower class or affluent class... I don't understand why some people are labeling it as the movement by middle class of this country when the reality I see is completely different.

FUNNY NEWS CHANNELS OF INDIA:
I am sure, even politicians must be laughing after seeing idiocy of news anchors interviewing Mr. Kejariwal. These are the typical questions they ask-

1. You are acting against parliament, which is totally wrong. How can you do so ?

Now, what does that mean ??????? MPs are just our representatives.. wake up guys.. We are not outsiders... when lakhs of people in the country are shouting for some bill, parliament SHOULD bring the bill to discuss in the house. Are these news anchors are deaf or blind that they don't understand that government is reluctant to bring this bill for disucssion as it's scared.......... So, what option is left to ordinary people like you and me ??   
If I would have been in Mr.Kejariwal's place I would have said-
You should ask government that why people in India are forced to use ways like fasting ?.. Why are we forced to go through such a pathetic condition ?????


2. When government is giving you option, why are you not going to standing committee?

- I thanks to government for doing so much favor but before that Mr.Anchor please tell me how much bribe you received? :D     If you have not bribed then please do your homework before asking childish questions.
Are you kidding ???  are you aware who are involved in standing committee ? MR.Padmashree Lalu Yadav and Amar Singh. Do I have to say anything more???
Standing committee comprises of most of the member of congress...now...........leave it..

And why there is a need to send only this bill to standing committee ?? Why most of the others bills which have been passed before never gone under any standing committee fommittee ?...Isn't it timepass tactic??...Mr.Anchor If you think our politicians are soo pure of thoughts, intentions, then I must say you have wasted precious time of your life learning nothing.

3. Why did Kiran bedi said , India is Anna , Anna is India ?
- Mr. Anchor, please ask Kiran Bedi ....Mr.Kejariwal and Mrs.Kiran Bedi are two different individuals or have you lost all your senses ?

4. What if everyone starts following this method (of fasting)?
- Do you think government is afraid of Anna ?  NOOO-- It's afraid of number of people behind the movement, which is increasing day by day. Already, so many people adopted this method- Did government listen to them?? - NO. So, don't worry too much "Mr.over intellectual anchor."

And with special mention to Mr. Karan Thapar, anchor on CNN-IBN. He will call you for the interview, would not listen to your viewpoints , if you are saying something, he will make sure you won't complete the sentence , for half an hour he will make sure you listen to him...he will make 1000 facial expressions to confuse you even more...in the end living you with a thought- Why did he call me at first place ? He is been ridiculed by people.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZussEu1OrKU

And those over intellectual extra smarts who keep on arguing on news channels about how Janlokpal cannot prevent corruption and how they have superb, amazing, excellent, fantastic ideas to prevent corruption than janlokpal- PLEASE ! We don't want your advise. If you really want to change the system and if you really CARE about the country, show some action... Coming on debate shows and then attending fashion shows won't help .. I am glad that youth has simply ignored these people and supported the movement.

And lastly, where is our Rajkumar- Mr. Rahul Gandhi ? Has anyone seen him or he ran away??  Hypocrites .

SEX & GAJPAL JI - II

To everyone who showed interest in Gajpal Ji :)) ,


I created another blog for this post but then I felt why to create separate blog for just one post , so I deleted it . Again, Gajpal ji's adventures would be too explicit for the readers of this blog ..so, let's forget him.. 
Bye bye Gajpal ji :))  ...


sorry guys for stretching the curiosity for so long & disappointing :((


But heyy!.. Coming with a new post on Facebook & LinkedIn :) ..Soon:D

SEX & GAJPAL JI

I can understand your curiosity to read this post :D ..but this post can be little disturbing to your sensitive minds as it's not a fiction :)

If you really want to read it, please post comment as : +1 ...

By the way, you are curious for Gajpal ji or ..... ? :D

ENOUGH OF OFFICE OFFICE

I feel , we office goers, live just for WORK ...WORK WORK and paycheck...that's our life...especially we Indians...

I wonder, has anyone of you ever thought the same?

There is a restriction on when to go to bed ...Remember? you have to go to office again next day...Is it just about going to bed ? No...get up early otherwise be prepared to slog through traffic...Life has become mechanical... and it's not like you have an option..

Almost entire day goes in office and in travelling to office ...... And if your boss sucks, only god can save you.. You will "have-to" complete duty hours even if you have absolutely no work in hand..

After coming back from the office you are tired and suddenly realize -' WOW..I have wasted one more day ..'

But there is something that willingly pull you back to the office......guess what?? ..Salary ? Noo.. please note the word "willingly :) ..It's a pretty girl in your office......

The same girl you hope to see in canteen during breakfast , lunch and even in afternoon tea..and hope to see her sitting next to your chair....

But not everyone is so lucky and instead what they get is a damn serious boring girl with absolutely no dressing sense..But as I said - it's not like you have an option....:)

A bit diversion from the main topic, but what I want to say is, I hate to live as if we are born to just work and earn . Even in weekdays we should get enough time to spend with our family without getting exhausted...Why the compulsion of duty hours? If your work is over, you can live..

While living our super mechanical life, we often forget there is something called "SOCIAL WORK" or "CHARITY" .. when will we do that???.."tomorrow" will never come..and one day we will die..

So what we did ????????

Worked our ass off to get good numbers in school and college......then once we got a job, we ran behind money and paycheck to pay our bills ......doing nothing else..... and finally we die.

I wonder, if given an option, this is the life anyone of us would like to live??.........

Love Story???-Part 10

Indeed true love asks for nothing....but.. "T I M E"................... Though Vishal was little immature to realize this, Vini had never shown hasty impulsiveness. But the time had come when Vini had actually started thinking to meet Vishal...Her belief in Vishal had only grown stonger with time.

Soon she realizes, Vishal is the only person she could talk about "everything"..for hours..

What she used to like most about Vishal??

'He can make me laugh like no-one else..He's just like a big kid really.....How everytime I think about him a million butterfiles flood into my stomach.. I love how he somehow manages to see past all my flaws, how he alwasys listens to me...how he loves children more than anything in the world' ..Vini used to tell her friends..

Finally the D day comes.... the place and time gets decided.. Vishal wisely selects one of the most beautiful hotel for their first meeting as it has got superb romantic place outside with glowing lights alongside greenery which surrounds the pond.. A place like heaven ...

Life of a software engineer - Aka Me (3) :)

After huggeeeee gap of 3 months I am back..... Finallllllllllllyyyyyyyyy :) :) :)...............missed reading posts of all lovely supercool bloggers of blogspot :).......and I mean I really really M I S S E D..... All the resignation drama and search of new job left me in no mood to turn to blogspot.... Yeahhhh..I resigned and much happy now..:) got much wanted relief from horribllllly oily food and accommodation troubles ...


Eeach day was like fighting a war against invisible enemy :) ...Also, if you have read my previous posts, you must be knowing what I was doing in the company apart from gaining weight by sitting idle in front of computer and yawning in stupid trainings..

Got another job in Mumbai.. Hope, everything works out well here.. To be honest, I don't want to continue doing job for long .. Probably, next 1-2 years.. entrepreneurship is long cherished dream :)..let's see.. will soon come up with new post Chennai Express :) For now...Bye bye Chennai :)

Life of a software engineer - Aka Me (2) :)

Ok..So last few days were busy and could not post anything..although there is lot of stuff I would like to share ...who doesn't like girls getting added to your followers' list ?..hahaa..
Writing this post while listening to 'Fifteen' song by Taylor Swift.. if you have not listened it yet, you should ! ..cause it's really really good .. especially lyrics..

So, let's come to the main topic..
Information Technology business in India has boomed in last 10-12 years like anything..and so do the number of young software professionals entering into this lucrative world. I am one of the " proud " member of them... Why "proud" ????
well..ummm...cause this is what whomever I meet tells .. 'Beta ...Software engineer bana ??..MNC me kam kar rahe ho?..bahut achhe...' So, after a while, even I started feeling, there must be something in my profession I must be proud of.. :)


But, if you really want to know, what I am proud of then I must tell you, I have not worked till now even after 1 yr in the comapny..........................awwwwww !!! Let me clear things before you start questioning about MNC thing I mentioned above.. It's true that I have been employed by one of the topmost IT company but I have never been into "actual work " thing.. It's different thing that I keep my knowledge up to date and I have enough knowledge to convince that I have worked like most of the people do while switching jobs....
Whenever my manager tries to assign some project to me I simply deny.
He brings some bullshit work which has onsite opportunity and all but I nothing interesting or challenging..just like donkey you have to work without using brain.. I tell him, I don't want to do this work because I want to do some "good work" which will be really interesting... he tries to convince me as of now only this kind of work is there..for good work I will have to wait, so accept it.... I still remain firm... days pass by.............

I remember, in November last year, we used to have 2 months training in Bangalore about the technology , we were about to start working on ... Girls especially used to take training very seriously.. These girls, I tell you, still remember what's been taught in the training.....Girls will be girls :) .

We had two exams at the end of it...and to get good paycheck that others, you should clear both the exams in first attempt that too scoring more marks than others. Not a small thing, I must tell you...If you don't clear in 3 attempts, you are out of the company...
So, the study did not end after completing college , like we thought.

But still, those were the best days....Mainly, because of Bangalore. This city, made my life heavenly good.... I still miss the KORAMANGALA area where I used to live with one of my friend..The area is full of bungalows...Andhra mess was just 5 mins away ...I so much miss the Andhra food and fishes that Telagu aunty used to cook..
On sundays, we used to go to temple which was again nearby. And we hardly ever missed going to garden at night... There, one guy in his 50s used to have evening (or night?) walk with his helmet... ever seen a guy like this ??.... we used to call him Mr. Neil Armstrong because of his helmet :) ... A group of people who used to come with a big alsetian dog was the indication that it's 12.30 am and it's the time to move our a** and go back to the room :) ....... But, talking with your friend , about future, expectation from girlfriend or simply gossiping gives so much of fun, I was never knowing ...

Furthermore, our company's bangalore campus was bestest campus in the country......I will post the pictures in next part...Believe what you see :)

Ok..so exams, re-exams, everything was over by the end of 2 months.. now it was the time to part ways...Location of work was getting assigned to everyone.. Some got Pune, some got Delhi ... Me and my friends were praying for Pune... Girls did not want Noida for the obvious reason of safety...almost everyone got their locations.. except our group and few more guys.. after 5 days, we got to know we have to work in Chennai ...........That was a big big disappointment..girls literally started crying..
We had to leave after 1 day... almost all of us were living in rented homes.. We packed bags..told the owner about giving deposit back..fortunately our house owner was nice lady and she gave our deposit back....we booked tickets and caught a bus at 12 pm.. 14 of us came to Chennai from the same bus.. by the time we reached Chennai, it was 6 am..

It was cold in the air ....traffic was also sporadic........'So, chennai is not that bad'...I thought, while on the way to our three star lodge where we had to stay for next 7 days before finding permanent accommodation..

But hardly I was knowing ki picture abhi baki he !!!!!!!! .... :)

Rest in next part...