Monday, August 16, 2010

Weirdly interesting bloggers

From the name itself , you must have got an idea that this post is dedicated to all those bloggers who do holy work of entertaining us with their ...posts ? ...Yeah.....but in a different way... Let's quickly go through their great contribution in the world of blogger weirdos :)

Weirdo 1:
Bloggers in this category must be playing too much of puzzle game in their childhood.. They love it soo much that still whenever they get opportunity they will puzzle you.

R called me yesterday ..I told him S is not talking with me so he told me don't give attention to MIL and S will come on the line automatically ...

Puzzled after reading this???? ...then the writer is extremely happy as her purpose is achieved..For the first time when I came across one such blog, I double checked to see if mistakenly I have landed on the blog of Indian secret agent..But No, she was our familiar Tulasi bhabhi :)

Who bothers if you get or not what the writer wants to say ?? Don't forget, it's a puzzle game & they have won. Just comment them as - "Congrats" .

Now, since anyhow you have lost, let me tell you "MIL" is short form of mother in law and S is the husband of the writer. Don't ask who is R. He is insignificant character purposely introduced in the post just to waste your time.

Weirdo 2:
I came across this poem (You are lucky if you haven't) and I was completely clueless about what does the lady want to say ..Check it out.

Today while going to office there was a rush (okk..So..what's new?)
Everyone is busy, animals, plants, birds ..blah blah
Moved on

Blah blah..
Moved on..

In all the stanzas this line was common.. 'MOVED ON'

So far so good..Read next..

I saw the beggar
Hungry with his small kid in his arms
His hands were trembling with hunger
Could not see his pathetic condition
Moved on .. ( WTF????????...I mean, how can you move on just like that when he was in such a pathetic condition??)

Then I too decided... move on to next blog :)

Weirdo 3:
They write & write & write.......Posts after posts... No comments ..still writing...Lengthy posts..If you start reading at 12 in the midnight by the end of the post you will realize it's 6 in the morning... No comments in last 6 months ..But this great dude is determined....Does he feel his next post will be comment to the earlier one...Aink???????..

Sometimes I think, if this dude shows his blog to his spouse once he gets married, he is going to get one tight slap !!!! She will say -' You have published entire least one comment should have been there :D '

Weirdo 4:

I dont' know if you have come across these kinds of bloggers..but due to all free time available in my hand, I met with one of this kind ( Why me god ???:D)

They are allergic to posting replies to your comments on their blog. Ok..let me make it more clear. You post comment on their blog. You wait for their reply...You wait & wait..Still no reply??........Sure??.............Bingooooooo! They have mailed you :D

If someone visits the blog, it's you who will be appearing fool with your question & no answer:D The blogger will appear as if she is less bothered about comments....cooooooool.... Since, you get reply in mail, you will continue to post comments :D ..Howzzzzzzz the idea ??????....Mann gaye janab..what say?? :D

There are many such bloggers you must have come across. I wanted to share more , but may be later :))

Vini & Vishal's love story has progressed a lot while we were not paying attention..Let's come back to them in next part :)

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Many reasons to love girls..

When she is a kid , full of innocence, she takes care of her doll..combs her hair just like mother..Even while sleeping, she keeps her barbie close to her..thus protecting her from rest of the world..
Ask her, if she wants to go out & she will not leave her kid..aka barbie behind..:)

As a elder sister, why does she feel responsible towards her siblings? .. Why ?? ... where does this maturity come from??.. She will be there to take care of you when mom is not around..when you go out to play with other kids.. and ...and..her ways to tell you that you are wrong & you should not do this again by just raising her voice ..Still when you don't listen remember how she pleads ?...
And....when you grow old and want to show her, your newly developed masculine strength while fighting with her for silly reasons...... she can't protest.........Instead, she runs towards mom to hide behind... If this is not lovable, what is?

No wonder, while getting married she keeps lots & lots memories behind .....

As a girlfriend she expects unconditional love & committment.. She will call you..message you..tell you how precious you are in her life ...Just don't forget her birthday & you can see her eyes with full of love and gratitude..

and don't break her trust..She will hardly be able to come out of it...

....Look at her as a wife..She has left everything behind.. her parents...her friends...and you know....she is not used to it ...she has never stayed with some "stranger" like this with his family....She puts immense faith in the word "immense" too small ?

And does mother need introduction ??????.......Will I ever be able to write about her in words...